------------------------------------------------------------------------------- .. .. .||. ||.. ... || || || ||.|| `|.. || || `|.. ..|'''.| '|| || '|| '|' ' .... . .... ..||.. ... ..., || .... || '' .|| || || || || .| ' || .|...|| '|. | .|' || || || || || || || || ''|...'| '|..'|' ||. ||. '|..' .||. '|..| ||. '|...' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 1.2 Tuulneas 10 1993 1 Coin ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Hierarchy for Ancient Anguish ----------------------------------- There has been a shakeup in the heavens which has left our fair world with a new team of leaders and administrators. Ged has retired from his archly duties after a lengthy, and rewarding, tour of duty. Thank you for your great service to the mud Ged! This led to a reordering of the Hierarchy. The duties of Balance have been taken over by Dale, who was a vital member of the Balance team under Flint. Dale is the only son of Bardoz, chief advisor to King Drin. Flint has moved up to the position of Law Arch. Greyson was brought abord earlier as Arch in charge of Documents, he has quite a heavy workload. Welcome aboard to the new arch, and thank you for your service to the regular and retiring ones. Keep up the good work! **Thaddeus What Horrors *Do* Lie in the Tower? In recent months, there have been reports of a terrible evil lurking in the dark abyss of the Shadow Tower. Many adventuring parties have been seen entering the Tower, never to return from the horrors it seemingly contains. Common knowledge provides us with little information of the Tower's foreboding guardian, Sati, nor what else lies dormant in the bowels of the area. Take heed at all cost before choosing to embark on this dark and dangerous adventure of a lifetime, or in other words, the adventure which could cost your life. --Khrystina, staff reporter. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 1.2 Tuulneas 10 1993 Page 2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <> Editorial <> Good day, fellow adventurers. I'd like to speak to you about something that has lately become quite annoying. I refer to the increasingly popular practice of shouting to "call" certain monsters as "yours". This is something that I think should stop, and I'll tell you why. First, it makes Ancient Anguish a loud and confusing place. With all these shouts flying around, it's hard to read the wonderful prose that people have written to describe their areas and monsters. Now before you say "Well, you're a wizard, just put on your earmuffs," let me say that I enjoy listening to the normal traffic of noise and people through Ancient Anguish. Isolating myself from the place that I love is simply not an option. Second, doesn't it hurt the realism a bit? If I was the orc captain, and I heard someone shout "ORC CAPTAIN MINE!!!!", I would certainly try to be unavailable for killing, or at least on my guard. Third, why should you be able to "call" a monster? Stand in like a true adventurer and kill the thing, or get out of the way and let someone else who is capable do the job. And anyone who calls a monster before even daring to attack it is beneath contempt in my mind. So, in conclusion, I'd like to offer this advice to my fellow adventurers: Kill, and do not be killed. Shout in celebration of a kill, not to falsely claim it beforehand. --Arpeggio ### The Castle Shop ### We have low prices. We are proud to offer a huge variety of weapons and armours. Handy items for the adventurers backback, like torches, can also be found on our shelves. Try us, we have the best prices. Visit us at the nortwestern corner of the courtyard of King Drin's courtyard. <> Editorial <> Why do players cheat? Why do wizards cheat? These questions have become important since I took over Law. Do they honestly think they won't get caught? I can guarantee that eventually you WILL be caught, and punished. The idea is to advance through adventure. What adventure is there in exploiting a bug, or having a wiz give you solutions and equipment? If you like cheating I would suggest you find another world, as Law is on the job and looking for trouble. --Flint, Arch of Law ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 1.2 Tuulneas 10 1993 Page 3 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fire in the Golden Ducat! It was late on the night of Waterhaze 26th. The usual unruly crowd had gathered around the hearth at that popular watering hole, the Golden Ducat. Adventurers from all walks of life were mingling together in a wonderful atmosphere of camaraderie. Then, without warning, tragedy struck! A drunken wizard, whose name has not yet been released by the Law Arch, apparently decided it was time to party just a bit harder. A couple hundred magical gestures later, the Golden Ducat was filled with sparkling fireballs of all colors and sizes. What happened next was a comedy of errors. Most of the well-sodden pub patrons decided to put out the fireballs with their drinks, but the alcohol in the drinks caught fire and added to the flames. Luckily, the town fire brigade showed up at that point, and the fire was quickly extinguished. Wet and a bit more sober, the partying adventurers returned to their homes. The next morning, after an extensive clean-up job, the Golden Ducat once again opened it's doors to everyone. Everyone except a certain wizard, that is. --AA Brawn's Equipment Shop At Brawn's we have all that the novice adventurer needs to start on the road to fame and glory. Several types of armour to protect your body, from full leather armour, to caps, to shields. For the offensive minded we sell some well crafted, keen edged hunting knives. Just what you need to take out those pesky bats and rats outside the village, as well as anything else that gets in your way. Drop in, and check us out. We can be found to the south of Maigyn's Magic shop. Brawn's: Outfitting newbies since creation. We have maps! Tired of getting lost in the world? Well, we have the answer for you! Buy one of our fine line of maps of the realm. They range in size from our smallest, the pocket map, to our largest, the Sorcerer's map. We guarantee you will find one to suit your need and budget. Hanza's can be found just south of the church. If you are low on funds you can still use our demonstration map in the shop to plan your expedition. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 1.2 Tuulneas 10 1993 Page 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mysterious Elves Sighted Rumours have been drifting around about a mysterious race of dark skinned elves in the realm. So far no one has been able to confirm these rumours, but when asked you can see a glimmer of recognition in the eyes of some elves. Just what are they hiding about these mysterious elves? Could they be some distant barbaric cousin? A racial offshout? Only time, and research may give us the answers unless someone is able to find the truth. --Thaddeus Decker's Used Goods We buy and sell used goods! ******************************** Have you just finished off some vile monster and find that you have a lot of equipment that you don't need? Or, have you just entered the realm and find that you need some equipment to protect you on your latest adventure? Well, we have the solution to your problem at Decker's. We buy and sell used goods, from armour to weapons to other assorted items that YOU may need. You can find us just north of the Adventurers Guild.........better hurry or that special item you are looking for may be sold! Fashion Sense: Does it exist?!?! Well after having walked among the people in the village for some time just observing, and from a short survey performed by my assistant Dale, my conclusion must be: The people of this world are competely UNCONSCIOUS when it comes to fashion. Most of them have no inkling as to what fits together or what is most suitable for a situation. I was actually shocked at some of the outfits I found. What say you to a young human lad sporting an old hat, an iron crown on top of that and a rusty chainmail that was rather smelly as well? I for one would not come within 10 feet of such a person. Seems to me people need to become more aware on this subject. It is not enough, as most seem to believe, to be strolling around flashing a black mithril platemail. It just won't do! Now then, things are not quite as gloomy as I've described them up till now. There are some signs of hope. The best example of this was the small exhibition held by the awesome twosome, Candi and Savannah. They showed off some exquisite minifrocks, silk boxer shorts and negligees. Needless to say it was a welcome sight. Erm, well better not make this too personal. So, people of the Realm, I charge you all to become more conscious of what you wear. --> Thaddeus ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 1.2 Tuulneas 10 1993 Page 5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is Alton Back? ---------------- Many years ago the great mage Alton walked the land. Greatly feared for his powers, Alton was notorious for his experiments in alteration type magics. One of his greatest accomplishments was rumored to be a magical scimitar. Useless in the hands of a fighter, it would become a powerful weapon in the hands of a mage. Recently there have been reports of strange creatures that have been hideously deformed, the practice that Alton had been banished for. Is it possible that he has returned? --AA Bad Meat? ----------- The Sherriff of Nepeth is currently investigating reports of tainted meat being sold in Nepeth. The butcher claims that nothing is wrong with his products, and that he only uses the finest of meats. However, this has done nothing to dispell rumours that he uses more than just the regular assortment of foodstuff. Could this have anything to do with the people that have been dissappearing around Nepeth? Or the vanishing corpses of creatures killed? Caution is advised, until the investigation is complete. --AA _____________________________________________________________|_|_ --------------------------------------------------------------\ \ \ \ Many among us spend a good amount of time devoted to \ | worshipping an obscure diety, or live under the iron | | grip of an archaic despot that controls their actions, / / their finances, and ultimately their minds. We of the |/ Scythe think that the most valuable good a sentient can possess is its freedom. We call upon the warriors of Ancient Anguish to come join us as brothers and /| sisters, and to believe in ourselves, above anything / / or anyone else. So come check us out! Our regular | | meeting place is not far from the main village. | \ We ask little and offer a lot. \ \ Florin Halforc, guildmaster. \ _\__________________________________________________________ -| |--------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 1.2 Tuulneas 10 1993 Page 6 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -=$$$=- SURVEY TIME -=$$$=- The question this time was: If you were the god of this world, what would you do first of all? I've decided to divide the responses into 3 categories: Group I: The shiny, happy people. Complaining about nothing, wanting nothing, in need of nothing, saying nothing. Group II: The not so shiny confused people. Those who think that God can prevent lag (which is obviously crap as LAG is the god of all gods). And those who want peace and love for all. A nice thought indeed, but hardly an obtainable goal. Yet God should set his goals high I guess. Some also wanted enlightenment and knowledge to all races throughout the world. First off, this should be a task for our nonexistent school system, secondly not all races are that receptive to (nor in need of) knowledge. No races named... Group III: The shiny, yet somewhat unhappy people. These are the creative ones. They admitted plans to make new guilds, new and challenging quests, and wonderous areas as yet unheard of. We here at the Canticle can't wait for these people to join the ranks of immortals. There seems to be a Brave New World just around the corner. Dale, assistant editor and part time paperboy The Golden Ducat ****Grand Re-Opening after the Great Fire*** We cater to the thirsty adventurer. Just finished a hard battle? Need to kick back and relax with a mug of your favourite beverage? Come to The Golden Ducat pub and satisy your liquid desire. Choose from our menu of beverages,you are sure to find just the drink you need here. Check your spells at the door please! ---===> Do you consider yourself brave & chivalrous? <===--- If the answer is yes you will be pleased to hear that kind King Drin is now recruiting Knights for his army in the near future. All humans, elves and half-elves will be accepted. Being a Knight means upholding law and order, and being part of a splendid group of people. King Drin has even promised to handle out noble titles to those Knights who, through deed and manner, deserve such a reward. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 1.2 Tuulneas 10 1993 Page 7 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Evil Invades The Land *********************** Its a sad fact that there are many pockets of evil hidden in the world of Ancient Anguish. Sometimes even the common order in the villages is threatened even though the authorities in Nepeth continuously assure us we are safe. Lately there has been a distressing amount of violence in the Nepeth itself! I have witnessed raids from the wilderness barbarians. What makes things worse is that some of our youths have been tricked into their evil ways. I'll tell you, fear has struck into the hearts of all decent folk! Many of us are downright disgusted about the weak rule of the king. The Knights tax us heavily for their so called protection. Yet at times fights have taken place between civilians and members of that guild! We don't know how the barbarian hordes manage to evade the Knights and who are reknowned for their combat abilities. They come from everywhere and in all guises. I have seen Orcs slaughter my neighbours! They are well armed and expert warriors!! We, citizens of Nepeth, call upon the Knights to restore order in our inner cities. Chaos is spreading as many people resort to worship of new, strange gods to help in these desperate times. Observers have attended unspeakable rites performed by cultists in the city. In these troubles times it is towards the monarch's castle where us honest goodhearted people look for deliverance. But where is that aid? --AA Shipwreck ----------- Several years ago a ship was wrecked on the coast near Hobbitat. Recently there have been stories circulating about the ship being haunted by many vile and evil creatures. Stories of zombies and evil spirits in the vicinity of the ship have been spreading around Hobbitat like wildfire. Hopefully some daring new adventurer will be able to clear the air about this and determine if the wreck is haunted or not. --Thaddeus Don't Forget to Vote! *********************** The voting booth is open in our offices, by the humpbacked bridge. Please exercise your rights and vote! There are some serious topics open. --Thaddeus ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 1.2 Tuulneas 10 1993 Page 8 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***Life and Death on Ancient Anguish*** We have also had a few people running around on the mud releasing their frustrations on other players. It also seems that some people continue to have problems with each other, even after one of them dies. :) *Note: The number in () is the level of the player. It seems that Talborne (19) did not care for Visitor (1) too much one day. Talborne took out all his anger on poor little Visitor and killed him deader than a doornail. I guess THAT Visitor won't be back for a while. Agg (1) and Que (5) seemed to be having some problems one Thursday. Agg is either very argumentative or doesn't learn things very quickly. Que had to kill him 4 times before Agg finally learned his lesson. Sheesh!! Get a clue Agg! Mozzeer (17) must not like Hammer's music. He killed poor Hammertime (1) with only a few blows. Now for the latest on newbie wars. Ii (1) and Plat (1) went into battle on March 5th. Plat prevailed in every battle fought. You'd think that after dying a few times, Ii would get the hint. Oh well, such is life. I suppose Sullivan (21) shares Talborne's dislike for Visitors. Sullivan used his enormous wiz powers to overcome poor Visitor (1). Flinx (12) killed Henry (1) one Monday a few weeks ago. Neither one wanted to comment on what had happened, but Henry didn't seem too amused. Then, on Tuesday of the same week, Henry (1) had another bad day. It seems that Buck (12) didn't care for Henry too much either, and had to show him 4 times just how much he disliked him. Now, for the latest in the world of acting...Jr (15) was killed by Habbo, (21), not Sue Ellen. It seems that we were all just being led on, but now it is all very clear. -Alanah- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 1.2 Tuulneas 10 1993 Page 9 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***Life and Death on Ancient Anguish: Part II*** We have also had a few people running around on the mud releasing their frustrations on other players. It also seems that some people continue to have problems with each other, even after one of them dies. :) *Note: The number in () is the level of the player. Icecat (22) unleashed on Kitten (18) to prove who the coolest cat really was. With those awesome wiz powers and immortality on his side, Icecat easily prevailed. Azeteca (11) had a go-around with Kilman (10). In this unique battle, the little guy won. Yes, it's true, Kilman defeated Azteca. He seemed rather happy about it. Ic (18) seemed to be having a cheerless day when he killed Giggle (1). He must not have been in a very giggley mood. Cheer up Ic.....for Giggle's sake. Icecat had a run-in with Baghera (18) to decide who was top cat on the mud. Of course, Icecat again prevailed over the lowly cat, and now we ALL know he is the coolest cat on the mud. Tenten (17) had to prove what a man he was when he was jokingly dared to attack and kill Orian (1). Of course, Orian got the bad end of this deal, and he was soon there after singing with Lars. Marduk (14) was having a depressing day, and it became even worse when he ran into Briareos (19). Briareos put him out of his misery. After Marduk (14) finished the death scene and regained his level, he went out looking for revenge. However, instead of killing Briareos, he unleashed his anger on Ulath (6). Ulath had no clue as to what had happened. After all the battles he finally won, Que (4) finally met his match. In a grueling battle, Alaa (9) taught Que a few good lessons on battle technique. Que? Wow! What a day for Guest (1). He was killed by both Nelk (14) and Bozoface (21) on the same day. What a bum deal. You log in to log in as guest smashed. -Alanah- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 1.2 Tuulneas 10 1993 Page 10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***Life and Death on Ancient Anguish: Part III*** And now for our story of the year: Candi brutally defeated Dawg and Arpeggio several times single-handedly. Since she is now level 22 and has write access to all the main logs, Candi became very creative in describing the battle. She added how she mauled, completely wiped, and made liver pate out of Arpeggio, and then how she killed, paper-trained, and eviscerated Dawg. What a creative girl. -Alanah- --------------------------------------------------------- | ~ The Flower Shop ~ | | | | We have a wide assortment of flowers. A nice | | present for that special someone, or occasion. | | You can also fill in a small card to accompany | | the flowers. Come and see for yourself. The | | are very reasonable. We are located just south | | of Ancient Bliss Inn in Nepeth. | | | | The flower girls | --------------------------------------------------------- > >> Very potent potions for sale <<< Aye, come and try my potions. Whatever your problem is, my potions are sure to be of some help. If you have a nasty wound or more, I fix it. Do you get mentally tired easily? My mental rechargers will take care of that. You will be fully rested and ready to do battles with your mind in no time. I even provide some cheap standard rations for those in need of food. It is hard to find restaurants out in the wilderness. I have my stand just inside the gates of King Drin's Castle, you cannot miss it. So, if you are tired of being to drunk to heal, and dieing, then come buy my potions. That way you too can avoid being in the obituaries! The crone ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 1.2 Tuulneas 10 1993 Page 11 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Classifieds /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | Picture her: | Arpjr, you are | Abby: We are holding you blankey | | Confident, sensual, | the best test- | and your Citron, AND your car for| |a little goofy, a lot | character a | ransom. Comply with our demands | |sentimental, and trying| wizard ever had.| and you might see them again. | |very hard not to grow, | Thanks, bud, for| **Glenplake | |she likes old movies, | being you. |----------------------------------| |chivalry, long stemmed | **Arpeggio | WANTED: Sparring partner, for | |roses, and hound dogs. |-----------------| good non-lethal dueling. Prefer | |Does she still exist? |-----------------| partner to be of equal, or even | | **Ruger | I deny it all!! | higher level. | |-----------------------| I had nothing to| **Marduk | | Do you know me? Do I | do with the 14 |----------------------------------| | know you? Could it be | Dwarves, nor the| Adventurous Dwarf with a unique | | helped in any way? | infamous party | personality, and some money, | | **Dale | held in Candi's | seeking Dwarven lady to share | | Desperately seeking my| workroom! | some time and adventure with. | | old dad. (Bardoz) | **Bardoz | **Grumps | |-----------------------|-----------------|----------------------------------| | WANTED: Ghostbusters! | Flint Loves | I am happy to announce the birth | | Are you low level | Jasmina :) | of my pal Coffey's baby son | | and looking for some |-----------------| Cappuchino, on April 15th. He | | action? We have a job | Upon graduation | weighed all of .5 pounds. | | for you! All the loot | from hell (Uni) | **Khrystina | | you can carry! Just | I will be away |----------------------------------| | come to the manor NE | from the mud for| WANTED: MONEY. If you can spare | | of the main village! | a month while I | any I can use it. | |-----------------------| go to Europe. I | **Kyernan | | For a pittance you to | will miss AA and|----------------------------------| | could have rented | Madcat . | If you get a bloodstain on your | | some space here. | **Draino | clothes soak in cold water. | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 1.2 Tuulneas 10 1993 Page 12 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\continued/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | DFH (Divorced Female Human) seeks | Whatever happened to | WANTED: A female | | S/DM of any race for fun and | common courtesy? | wizard to spend | | companionship. I am 5'3", with red| Doesn't it apply to | immortality with.| | hair, and a gorgeous figure. | mud life? | Preferably a | | *reply to anonymous* | -A disgruntled mudder| Spanish and Info.| |-----------------------------------|----------------------| Science major! | | WANTED: One wizard willing to | To my wife; May our | **Timber | | write underground room desc's. | love last until the |------------------| | 150-200 brilliant, ready to pass | end of time. I love | I love Saint! | | QC descriptions needed ASAP! | You! | *HUG* | | **Piper | *Pugh | *Eternity | |-----------------------------------|----------------------|------------------| | To those who are our friends: We | Weddings performed, | Take a cruise on | | are getting married soon and | Reservation ONLY! | our friendly | | would like you to attend. Mail us!| Mail Flint or Timber | fleet of galleys | | Darkwyn and Sweetness | Give advance notice! | at the waterfront| |-----------------------------------|----------------------|------------------| | Check out our offices at the | Nice redhaired (and bearded) Dwarven | | humpbacked bridge, due west of the| male is seeking a nice female Dwarf who | | main village. | enjoys a good pint of ale, and is | | **The Canticle: Informing AA | aroused by the beating of a shaman's | | Since '92 | drum. *Habbo | |------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Adventurers Wanted! A new guild will be opening soon. (Hopefully) It will need new members. We are looking for the right people. Do you have what it takes to be one of the few, the proud, the Snowfolk? If you think so contact Drustan or Flint about further information. This ad brought to you by the Mudders for Snow Foundation. Monks of Antana Tired of the evil running rampant through the land? Then take a stand! If you are a human or half-elf of any profession you can join Antana and all of the Monks. We are dedicated to helping those in need and promoting good throughout the land. By becoming one of us you to can help make Ancient Anguish a better place to live in, or visit. You will find our guild hidden deep within the confines of the healing temple in the village north east of the main village. Player killers need not apply! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 1.2 Tuulneas 10 1993 Page 13 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Florin A.K.A. Halforc Florin has been kicking around Ancient Anguish for a while. He used to be known as Halforc, Creator and Guildmaster of the Scythe. He is currently single and in his words: "I am really not interested in getting married. There are a lot of women whose company I enjoy and getting married seems restricting to me. I am quite sure that either I or my lady would be filing for divorce in no time. :)". Florin is one of the 'older' wizards on the mud, and has contributed many things to it. Such as the Scythe Guild, and a quest. Asked about any future plans he replied; "Hmm, I don't really at the moment. I'll keep working on the Scythe to keep it competitive. For now I just wanna hang around, talk with people and help new wizards start." Florin was one of the first Orcs on Ancient Anguish. He feels that this gives him an obligation to be a nuisance. But, "Luckily I don't take this too seriously and just try to be bearable." Florin is the son of an unfortunate accident between a very lusty orcette and a even more drunk human. He never quite belonged with either race and roamed around until he was mature, after which he became a semi-productive wizard and a generally succesfull idol figure. His pet peeves include too much politics in life, and people who take the life and MUD too seriously. All in all Florin is interesting wizard. ****Thaddeus the Chronicler --> Arpeggio <-- Arpeggio was born in a far-off land known as Gooland. There he enjoyed a wild and care-free youth, and became a renowned adventurer. He in fact became a member of the nobility of Gooland, but his reign was short-lived. When a great evil overcame Gooland, Arpeggio fled. One summer day, his tired legs brought him to Ancient Anguish, and he immediately felt right at home. After blazing through life as a mortal he slowly began learning the arcane art of wizardhood. His grandiose future plans include introducing the underground empire of the troglodytes, working on The Canticle, and participating in the rebuilding of the main village. Arpegghio is very exuberant and liveley, trying to enjoy life to it's fullest. In his words: "My good looks and quick wit make me the target of constant adoration." Arpeggio is an avid trivia buff, and has been known to lose his shirt gambling on dice, cards, and pretty much anything else that has an element of chance. All in all a wizard who is sure to liven up any party. ***Flint